Wumpah

I wanna live 'till I die. No more, no less.

Cake or death?

Danger could be my middle name, but it's John.

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

Interesting words..have you finished?

John fire, you're NOT gonna be famous!

You have a very high voice for a boxer.

Let's go find hammers for them.

You say 'erbs, and we say herbs, because there's a fucking H in it.

Hey, a creeping kid! For my film, ''The Creeping Kid'', you you're in!

Don't do bad things, only do good things..
Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you..
Never put a sock in a toaster..
Never put jam on a magnet..
Never throw your granny in a bag..
Never suck all the juice out of a vampire..
Never lean over on tuesday..

Eye patches have a similar number problem.
One eye patch, looking quite cool.
Two eye patches..hello.
Three eye patches, now what's going on here?

This game is very very simple and very similar to all the other games in the world: You're gonna pick three things out of a hat put them together in a small bag, choose things off the conveyor belt put your headphones on go in to a booth listen to some music come back and act a scene from othello make a paella pastry act another scene sing a song, and then if you do that you win a sausage, do you wanna do that?
-Sorry?
-Okay you don't go home empty handed, cos we're gonna cut your hands off!