Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduismin: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
7th day adventist: Shit happens on saturday.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehova's witness: Knock, knock: "Shit happens."
Judaismin: Why does shit happen always to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
Atheism: No shit.
T.V Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Hajos muuten tietokone. Shit Happens.
