WeirdNerd

"First thing's first! ALWAYS treat ya kite....like ya treat ya woman!"

"Do you mean take her over on the week to meet your mother?"

"NO! I mean get inside her FIVE times a day and then take her to heaven and back!"

"I'm beginning to see why the Suffragette movement want the vote"

"HEY! Any girl wants to cling onto MY railings and suffer a JET movement gets MY vote!!