-Do you speak english?
-Yes
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex?
-Three times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't it hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer runs too fast...