JohnnyBlack

I'm a modern man, a man for the millenium. I'we been up linked and downloaded. i'we been input and out sourced. I'm a high-tech low life a cutting edge, state of the art, bi-coastal, multitasker and i can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but i'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired, heat-seeking cool customer, voice activated and bio degradable. I interface in the database, and my database is in cyberspace so i'm interactive, i'm hyperactive and from time to time i'm radioactive. I'm a streetwise smart-bomb, a top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties and tell power lie's and take power naps and run victory laps. I'm a raging workaholic, a working rageaholic. I'm out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down, cause i'm tireless and i'm wireless, i'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an overachiever laid back but fashion forward. Upfront, down low, low rent high maintenance. I'm prematurely post-traumatic and i have a love child who send's me hate-mail. I like rough sex, i like tough love, i use the f-word in my email. My software in my hard drive is harcdore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave in a mini mall. i bought a minivan in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm a rude dude but i'm the real deal, coked up and ready to rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I'm hanging in there ain't no doubt and i'm hanging tough, over and out.