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 FRENDIT - FRIENDS

Ross: "I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I going to raise a kid?"
Chandler: "You know Ross, some scientists are now saying that monkies and babies are actually different."

Joey: "How do you get a monkey into a zoo?"
Chandler: "I know that one! (long pause) No - that's Pope's into a Volkswagen."

Eddie: "OK, then I want to hear you say it. I, I want to hear you say you want me out."
Chandler: "I want you out."
Eddie: "No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips."
Chandler: "Where did you hear it from before?"

Phoebeafter losing at poker: "I want you to know that this money is cursed. Uh huh, I cursed it. So now, bad things will happen to he who spends it."
Chandler: "I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way, I can break them up with a movie."

Eddie: "Ah-ah-ah. You know what this is?"
Chandler: "Your last roommate's kidney?"

Chandler: "Hey Rach, we've gotta settle."
Rachel: "Settle what?"
Chandler: "The ..ah.. Jamestown colony in Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land and ..."

Chandler regarding Eddie: "Good-bye you fruit-drying psychopath!"

Chandler: "What is this in my pocket? Oh, it's Joey's porno movie!"
Ross: "Pop it in!"
Joeyto Chandler: "I'm fine with it...I mean, if you're OK watching a movie full of two-nippled people."

Joey: "She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be part of it!"

Joey: ooh did i get you?

Chandler: no you did not get me.!! its a electric drill, if you get me you kill me!

NO jooo HOW YOU DOING!